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I’m actually two hamsters on the seat of a bicycle, taking turns jumping on the pedals—producing the exact amount of energy required to power ChatGPT long enough to churn out this slop.
Still haven’t decided what to put here… Maybe a headshot of the lovely fellow typing this.
I haven’t stooped low enough to start a pod. If I do, you’ll be the first to know!

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